phffft. This is basically a sex scene between Alex and Absolon the vampire who is holding him prisoner and alternately threatening his life. This is book five (can you really call 8 pages a book?) in the series but we really don't know what is going on in Alex's trippy ricochet from one paranormal monster to another. What's it all about? I really don't care at this point, the tentacles drew me in ([b:Alex and the Tentacle Monster|16268960|Alex and the Tentacle Monster|K. Matthew|http://d.gr-assets.com/books/1354776680s/16268960.jpg|22314565]) but this'll be it for me.